"Your guys took one hell of a beating..."

As probably heard on Harare radio last night..

"Oh my God, the boys have done it. Ned Kelly, Kylie Minogue, Dame Edna Everage, Don Bradman, Lara Bingle, Michael Hutchence, John Howard; especially John Howard you mutha f*****, your guys took one hell of a beating.

It may only have been by one run and it may only have been a warm-up game, but I tell you this, the mighty Zimbabwe cricket team are going to win the World T20. F*** you Gordon Brown and your colonial team, this proves that the mighty Robert Mugabe is the best leader in the world, Zimbabwe is the best country in the world, we have the best cricket team on the planet and Elton Chigumbura is the best player ever - boy did you see him bit that cricket ball."

And the voice apparently behind this memorable rant? His face is revealed below, and you thought Danny Morrison was bad.