Before this tournament we predicted that the Group Stages of the World Cup would be a long, drawn out and predictable affair; and as far as Group A is concerned – Ricky Ponting’s increasingly bizarre histrionics aside – we have been proved correct.
Group B on the other hand has been completely different and it has almost entirely been down to the efforts of a schizophrenic England side.
Earlier in the week, we wrote that England had more noble aims for this World Cup than actually trying to win the bloody thing.
We still stand by this, but it would also seem that instead of the usual fare of bland R&B or drab Dad rock usually found on the dressing room stereo, England have had the Sex Pistols “Never Mind the Bollocks…” on continual repeat.
This can be the only conclusion drawn from a World Cup campaign that smacks of complete and utter anarchy.
Before yesterday’s do or die match with the West Indies, we doubted whether it was possible for the game to equal what had come before.
How could anything beat the squeaky bums win over The Netherlands, the thrilling tie with the hosts, the defeats snatched from the jaws of victory against Ireland and Bangladesh and especially the come from behind triumph over South Africa?
But yesterday’s match was even more dramatic, bizarre and frankly downright anarchic.
It started with the selection of England’s two drinks waiters Luke Wright and James Tredwell, whilst the West Indies inexplicably dropped Shivnarine Chanderpaul.
Then we saw Jonathan Trott playing the role of the pinch hitter and club cricketer Wright salvaging the innings whilst debutant Devendra Bishoo and Andre Russell (in only his second ODI) wreaked havoc at the other end.
When West Indies replied we saw Tredwell finally prove that he could bowl as well as serve a mean gin and tonic, Ravi Bopara taking wickets and bowling maidens in the Powerplay and the last four West Indian wickets fall for just two runs.
Phew! We have only just emerged now from the dark room after a much needed lie down.
What happens next is anyone’s guess.
Where next?
Read about our cricket heroes and zeroes
Check out our Reverse Sweep XIs
Read all our 2011 World Cup posts here
The real reason why Ricky Ponting smashed that television
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