Ok, peeps it’s time to be honest.
I’ve decided to follow Andrew Marr’s lead and come clean about my super injunction.
Yes, peeps I’m ashamed to admit that I successfully applied for a super injunction a couple of years ago when I got wind that the News of the World was about to publish details about my long-standing sordid affair.
I was weak. I was wrong. But I couldn’t help myself.
However, now is the time to come clean so I can concentrate on reaching my goals: 10,000 Test runs, breaking the record for most Test hundreds by an England batsman and helping England win the World Cup in 2015. England needs me.
I beg your forgiveness peeps. I have already prostrated myself at the feet of Jess, Andy, Andrew and the other captains whose names I must admit I’ve forgotten – there are so many.
My sordid affair was with myself. I couldn’t help it. What can I say, I am irresistible.
Sorry peeps.
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