The Reverse Sweep will be exclusively posting Kevin Pietersen's Ashes diary throughout the winter. Today KP continues to rail against John Buchanan, moans that he has been separated from Jessica and Dylan for five weeks and talks about his latest Brylcreem product.
On John Buchanan (again)
Actually, one thing I forgot to say about Mr Nobody yesterday was that he is an even worse coach driver than Peter Moores, and believe me that does say something as Moores was continually taking the wrong turning and blaming the GPS. When I complained they sacked as both. And I wasn’t even driving. It still rankles. Mr Nobody had the best team to drive in the history of cricket. Anyone could have driven that team. He has done nothing else and Straussy told me that Mr Nobody’s reputation at Middlesex is mud – apparently he drove the coach for them for a while too. Gee these coach drivers don’t half get around.
On being separated from Jessica and Dylan
It sucks. Obviously I respect Andy Flower’s decision. I have to. But I didn’t react too well. Australia is a long way from Chelsea. I’m not prepared to say any more. I’ve got loads of videos and pictures on the laptop with a Liberty X soundtrack so that will help. But five weeks is a long time…
On his latest Brylcreem product
Have you seen what it looks like? Oh you’ve got the picture. It’s amazing isn’t it? Brylcreem had wanted to get Shahid Afridi involved, but were worried he’d eat all the stock. He’s a crazy dude that Afridi. Tell everyone to go and buy it and then you can look as slick and cool as me.
Gee this flight is taking a long time…
Where next?
Read all the excerpts from KP's 2010 Ashes Diary
Zeroes: John Buchanan
Eight reasons to love Kevin Pietersen
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