The Ten Commandments of Ijaz Butt

A while back we wrote about the thirteen commandments of Ijaz Butt, which were revealed to us by a source in the Pakistan Cricket Board.

We understand from the same source that recent developments have brought about a change in Chairman Butt's thinking and like God, Butt now prefers just the ten commandments. And here they are:

Although there will be many captains, there is only one Chairman (or Dear Leader, which is the term I prefer).
1. When it comes to captains, coaches and selectors, remember three key mantras: undermine, undermine and undermine.
2. When the Pakistan team is on tour, remember three key mantras: interfere, interfere and interfere.
3. When the team loses, remember it is everyone else's fault not yours: players, captain, coach and selectors. This calls for interference, changes, sackings, bans and fines.
4. When the team wins, remember it is all down to Ijaz Butt and no one else. If anyone dares to disagree, please see remedies stated in commandment 4 above.
5. When Pakistani players are accused of match and spot fixing, first disappear and say nothing. Then consult with the "bookies circle" and issue counter-claims that the opposition is throwing matches and that it is all a huge conspiracy against Pakistan and Pakistan cricket perpetuated by "august cricket bodies", the ICC, India, the CIA , Lee Harvey Oswald, the Pope, Henry VIII...
6. Why ban and alienate one world-class batsman, if you can ban and alienate two?
7. Mohammad Yousuf is a "bad influence" and "should not be part of (the) national team in any format" "great player".
8. If in doubt blame Shoaib Akhtar Mohammad Yousuf Younis Khan, august cricket bodies, Giles Clarke and India.
9. When you have caused a huge crisis in cricket through baseless allegations, aim for the top. Call for the sacking of Haroon Lorgat and offer to take his place knowing that what you have done for Pakistani cricket, you can now do for world cricket.

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well in my opinion I think that those ten commanders will be perfect for some other people that I know haha