Kevin Pietersen invites the critics for dinner

Yesterday we suggested that the press should get off Kevin Pietersen's back and that sooner or later he would show that form may be temporary but class is permanent. He seems to be on his way to showing that today.

As such, the assorted hacks who have been queueing up to have a pop, have been invited to dinner. Where they will be served...

Here's hoping they choke on it...