Did anyone feel a bit short-changed when the Test match in Colombo finished the other day? England may have won after enduring a winter nearly as arduous as the German Sixth Army in frozen Stalingrad during World War II, but we couldn't feeling it was all a bit of an anti-climax.
The reason? Well, it's simple really. We cannot abide two Test 'series' - even calling it a series seems absolutely ridiculous.
Indeed, it was the third successive two Test series this winter (we're on English time here) to have end one Test all.
All very unsatisfactory, we hope you'll agree and a good excuse for our latest piece for All Out Cricket, which we've also managed to get in a famous quote from Johnny Rotten during his time with The Sex Pistols. We're still congratulating ourselves about that one. Well, someone has to.
Have a read of End Two-Test Series Farce and let us know if you agree with us.
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