KPWe may have won the Ashes and the World Cup may be coming up, but let’s face it the main gig for me this year is the IPL because it pays the most. All that lovely wonga for hardly any work and then there are those glitzy celebrity filled IPL nights too, which are right up my street.
However, as much as I am looking forward to the IPL, I was flabbergasted that I’ve had to take a huge pay cut this year. I only fetched $650,000 at the auction last weekend, which is more than a 50% pay cut. Don’t they remember that I was the Man of the Tournament in the World T20 last season? I’ll have to cancel that order for a diamond encrusted Lamborghini now.
But do you know what the best thing about the IPL is? It’s that I get to change franchises. Sod loyalty. Now after playing for Notts, Hampshire and Surrey, I can now experience the pleasure of playing for Deccan Chargers after my time with Bangalore. Although as Deccan isn’t that close to Chelsea, I’m not sure if it works geographically.
Finally, I couldn’t help noticing that Cooky didn’t get an IPL contract. See I told you all that I should have been Man of the Series in the Ashes instead of him.
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