Now that was hilarious
It will go down in infamy as the Wato and Kato Boxing Day mix-up
The saga of Watson's maiden test century goes on
Now it has to be said that Watson is not my favourite player
He always looks like he is about to cry
And he dared to disrespect Mr Cool a.k.a Chris Gayle
But even I am beginning to feel some sympathy
First, that horrendous heave at Adelaide to Benn took out his middle stump for 96
Then a snorter from Roach took the outside edge and he fell 11 runs short
But nothing could prepare us for yesterday
Not only was there never a run
And Watson ended up at the same end as Kato
But he was only out because Kato got his foot down a micro-second before Watson did
Watson couldn't believe it
He looked like he was going to burst into tears
He refused to go
But he had to
Seven runs short
Maybe Stuart Broad is right and Watson will never make a test ton
I haven't laughed so much since I heard that Shoaib Akhtar had had liposuction
You couldn't make it up
Hard luck Shane
But thank you
That was priceless
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